Is that a Gun in Your Purse or Are You Just Glad to See Me?

Standard

My husband Mark has this adorable/ annoying habit of telling the ending of a story first.  It is something I find endearing but the thing that upsets me the most about it is this: his technique gets people hooked quicker than my intros do.  So as a tribute to my spouse, let me start this story with:

If anyone should be allowed to have guns in her purse, a mom traveling with two small children should. Continue reading