C is for Cocktail


“Who reads to you at home?” That was the question asked to our son by Ms. E, his amazing Kindergarten teacher.
“My mommy and my daddy read to me,” B said. “Well, my mommy reads to me when she is not going out with Kim.”

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Congrats- It’s a (teenage) girl!


My husband and I have just welcomed home a beautiful girl; she is approximately 59 inches long and weighs about 100 pounds. She sleeps through the night but goes to bed late, and usually her nighttime feedings include Nutella and crackers- that she gets herself. My husband and I sleep right through those late night snacks. And before you ask- not that’s it is any of your business- it was a natural childbirth. It just happens that the childbirth took place nineteen years ago. Continue reading